Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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