- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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