What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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