Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Anti Joke

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