What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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