What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

You are joking right?

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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