- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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