Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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