- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

ure mama's so fat

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