Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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