A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Title IX

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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BIG MAC'S

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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