- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

what's black and can't swim?

I have an idea! You leave.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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