Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why are black people so fast? because there black

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

White NBA players.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Feminism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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