- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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