- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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