How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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