- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

That is so fetch

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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