- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Vote this down and get DOXED

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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