- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Sarah Palin's political campaign

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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