Rush Limbaugh

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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William wright is Gay

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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