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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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