Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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