- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

I'm so punny.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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