Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Killing your friend as a joke.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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