- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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