he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Anti Joke

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