DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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