how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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