- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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