- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Yo Momma is not fat.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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