- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Yo Momma So Fat!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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