2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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pobody's nerfect

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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