- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's 2+2? Fish

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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