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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

there once was a frog with no leggs

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

i wonder who made this website? a human

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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