If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

call me maybe.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

France had one revolution

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

sadf

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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