- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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