What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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