- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

what is 3+3= 8

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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