Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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woman's rights

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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