- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A man did not like this site

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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