- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

NEVER

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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