- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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