- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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