what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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black chicken. kfc

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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