- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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