What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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poo

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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