What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

The Oakland Raiders

Women's rights

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

black people

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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