What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Granny porn!

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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