How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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