I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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