what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Your mums a potato

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

whats black white and red all over an abused child

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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