- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

So FDR walks into a bar.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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