You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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