Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Click here to end the world.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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