- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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