- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What is life? Paul.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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