- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?