- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? come in

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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