Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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How old are you? 7

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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pobody's nerfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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