- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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