- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

hey guys im gay

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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