whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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