- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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