A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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