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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

all these jokes are horrible now

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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