- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Communism hehe xd

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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