- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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