- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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