- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Cliterus

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

smell the vitamin C

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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