- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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