"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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