- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why so serious ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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