What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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