A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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