- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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