Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

your face is kinda funny

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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