What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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su algato es en fuego

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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