Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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