- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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