- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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