Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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