- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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