- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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