- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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