Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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