Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

a man checks his mypsace

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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