- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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