What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

my gramma died

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Weaner

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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