How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Good job, son.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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