What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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