- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

i'm hard

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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