- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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