- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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