- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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