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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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