- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's the difference between a duck?

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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